House of Focker

Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame

Focker — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:07:08 +0000

Ya fockin moron that ain’t the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame !

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Still Life Birdie

Focker — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:55:02 +0000

I done gots fockin hemorrhoids !

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Healthy Bird Is Havin’ A Sale

Focker — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:17:57 +0000

With so many new toys, perches, playstands and accessories in the past year Healthy Bird has run out of room. Auntie Jo has done filled the store to the fockin’ rafters ! Visit the Heatlhy Bird Online Catalog to see what items are on sale ! Once these items are sold they will be removed from the catalog, so shop early and don’t miss out [...]

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Fer Everythin’ Else There’s Mastercard

Focker — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:13:59 +0000

Fockin Priceless !

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You Call This Punk

Focker — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:13:12 +0000

I don’t care whatcha say, I done looks like a fockin pygmy !

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Pellets and Seeds 10 - 20% Off

Focker — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:39:15 +0000

Summer is here ! Vacations, the never ending flow of company and children’s friends are visiting, not to mention the price of gas is out of this world ! Let Healthy Bird help you with your Parrots’ Staples ! From now until July 31st we are featuring most brands of Pellets and Seeds at 10 - 20% off [...]

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Breakfast Buddies

Focker — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:08:11 +0000

Ya didn’t think I wuz gonna shit in my fockin corn flakes did ya !

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Bikini Bird

Focker — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:45:56 +0000

Yer enough to scare the fockin shit outta the Loch Ness Monster !

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Healthy Bird July Specials

Focker — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:52:33 +0000

THE LATEST SPECIALS FROM HEALTHY BIRD - www.healthybird.net PERCH AND GO CARRIER - $135.00 Parrots in transit can now travel in a stress free carrier with a clear view of their surroundings. Pet owners will feel secure being able to monitor their bird while travelling. Carrier will accomodate Cockatiels, Conures, Senegals, Caiques, Small Cockatoos, Ringnecks, African Greys and [...]

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Parrot of the Carribean

Focker — Tue, 27 May 2008 20:49:29 +0000

I should o’ left ya buried cuz ya ain’t no fockin treasure !

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